Cancelled
Cancelled
Anti-Social Media
We are the most banned custom T-SHIrT company in the U.S.A.
CANCELLED ON ALL MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS
Backroom Tech nerds now decide who wins or loses in life. They interfere with content, shadow ban, limit reach until eventually banishing you entirely from online existence.
X MARKS THE COMMIES
But feel free to follow us on platforms that truly uphold the Constitutional Right of Free Speech and Freedom of the Press.
JUST SAY “NO” TO PRIVATIZED COMMUNISM!
REPEAL SECTION 230!
Wearing a FAT ENZO T-SHIrT may get you arrested!
For years, We (FAT ENZO) have felt legally obligated to forewarn the public of conceivable ramifications that may result from wearing one of our High Quality, World Renowned T-SHIrTS.
DISCLAIMER
WEARING A FAT ENZO T-SHIrT MAY INCITE EVIL EYES, BEFUDDLED LOOKS, VIOLENT ATTACKS ON YOUR PERSON; BANISHMENT FROM VARIOUS ESTABLISHMENTS, SOCIAL GATHERINGS, SOCIAL MEDIA, AIRLINES, CANADA; DIAGNOSED WITH A SOCIAL DISORDER; SLANDERED IN THE MEDIA; LABELLED A DOMESTIC TERRORIST.
Our words of caution were fashioned after the United States Constitution, so it is a living document, which must be amended from time to time.
Therefore, on January 25th 2019, our legal department made an addendum to our stern warning, contributing a few new words to the aforementioned verbosity: SENT TO THE GULAG — when Political Icon, Roger Stone, American Patriot, wearing a soft black cotton-blend T-SHIrT with “ROGER STONE DID NOTHING WRONG” emblazoned in white on the front, was falsely arrested by the FBI during an amphibious raid of his Fort Lauderdale mansion.
Our Co-Founder, Matthew Piazza, who passed unexpectedly shortly thereafter, printed every strand of that soft black cotton-blend, NOW INFAMOUS, T-SHIrT.
YOU COULD BE NEXT!!!
